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Before I hit up Augustine...

Here is a blog entry from another blog i was looking at in my boredom (if you go to the top righthand corner you can surf the blogs)
It is called, "things you don't want to hear while you are in surgery":
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again...
You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.
She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover.
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here.

Funny, eh?

Comments

Rach said…
Gracias para que escribiste en mi blog. :-) Te quiero tan much mi buen amiga. Necesite (con acento)escuchar tus palabras. Gracias para tus oraciones!!! Envio muchos besos a ti mi carina!
12:09 PM
Anonymous said…
how did you get blog junk mail? that crazy! ooh im submitting my SIR for berkeley, i didn't get hte chancellors but for whatever reason, i got the Cal bear scholarshpi which gives me more than the chancellors fancy that. now it's sweater time yay!
1:42 PM
beckalippy said…
EM! Congrats on teh scholarship!!!!! I can't wait to visit you at Berkeley!
1:43 PM
Anonymous said…
i can't wait to see ya! haha, i have to go to this senior day which is essentially, affirmative action day, fancy that i'm actually benefiting from it, 3 days at berkeley overnight, Cal sent me amtrack tickets haha. i have to embark in work study now since Cal bear only gave me 4,444, not sure what i'm going to do..alpha work? my mom owes me five bucks and a falalfal since i got into 7/ of the 7 colleges i applied to..yum falafal.
12:30 PM
beckalippy said…
Em, you crack me up!
12:00 AM
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